"Stop Fingering Your Phone, Try Fingering Your Wife" - Humurous Sticker – Perfect for Laptops & Notebooks

Stick it anywhere a grown man needs a wake-up call... laptop, water bottle, toolbox, or straight on your buddy’s forehead. This isn’t decoration, it’s a slap in the face. Because if your search history looks like the place e-thots go to die, it’s time to rethink your priorities. She’s right there in your bed, and you're out here giving your thumbs arthritis. This sticker doesn’t care about your ego, it cares about your marriage. You’re spending more time warming up your phone than your wife. Your screen doesn't need foreplay, she does!

Product features
- Glossy paper finish offers a scratch-resistant surface.
- Long-lasting vinyl with permanent adhesive, perfect for smooth flat surfaces.
- Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks for extraordinary brightness.
- Available in various sizes with both white and transparent options.
- Easy application with quick, smooth, and bubble-free adherence.

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.