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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I return or exchange my item?

Nah. We print everything to order—just for you. That means no take-backs unless something’s actually wrong (misprint, damage, wrong item). If that happens, shoot us a photo and we’ll make it right. Check out our full Return Policy.

How long does shipping take?

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days, then shipping usually takes:
• 3–7 days in the U.S.
• 7–21 days international.
We’ll send you tracking as soon as it’s out the door.

What if I ordered the wrong size?

That’s on you, boss. We don’t do exchanges for size mistakes. Check the size chart. Measure twice. Click once.

What if my order arrives damaged or wrong?

Email us within 30 days with a photo and your order number. If it’s our bad, we’ll fix it.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep. We ship to most countries. Just expect longer delivery times—and maybe a little side-eye from customs.

Where are the shirts made?

We partner with top-tier print providers in the U.S. and globally. Your item is printed when you order it—fresh off the press.

What kind of shirts do you use?

High-quality blanks built for comfort, durability, and ass-grabbing longevity.

Can I cancel my order?

Only if we haven’t started printing it yet. Email us ASAP if you need to cancel.

Do you offer bulk or custom orders?

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