Return & Refund Policy
Look—we’re not Amazon. We’re not running a warehouse. And we sure as hell aren’t built for buyer’s remorse.
Every item you order from Marriage Material is printed just for you. That means no returns, no exchanges, and no “oops, I picked the wrong size” freebies.
But if your gear shows up jacked—wrong item, damaged, misprinted, or looking like it got in a fight with the printer—we’ve got you.
📩 Email us at tom@marriage-material.com within 30 days of delivery.
Include:
- Your order number
- A clear photo of the issue
- A quick “WTF happened here” message
If it’s legit, we’ll fix it—replacement or refund. Simple as that.
We don’t refund for:
- You ordered a medium but meant to click large
- You ghosted the mailman and now it’s lost in the void
- You changed your mind after realizing we weren’t joking about “effort”
Double-check your size. Double-check your address.
This isn’t swipe culture—we’re not set up for do-overs.
We print it once. We print it right. You wear it like you mean it.