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"Quit Tapping Your App and Go Tap That Ass" - Humurous Sticker – Perfect for Laptops & Notebooks

"Quit Tapping Your App and Go Tap That Ass" - Humurous Sticker – Perfect for Laptops & Notebooks

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This one's a public service announcement diquised as a sticker. Put it anywhere you might need to shame another porn addicted husband... one click away from a dead marriage and a divorce lawyer... into realizing he is the problem. This sticker’s doing more for marriages than half the therapists out there. Stick it where it'll sting the most... laptop lid, fridge door, or the back of a virus riddled iPad. Does it make you flinch when you read it? Good. That's the moment you realize you spend more time liking images of half-naked women on social media than you do learning what turns your wife on.


Product features
- Glossy paper finish for a scratch-resistant surface
- Long-lasting vinyl with a strong adhesive, ideal for smooth surfaces
- Vibrant colors printed with eco-friendly inks
- Available in white and transparent options
- Quick, bubble-free application with various size options

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.

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