Marriage Material Unisex Hoodie - Effort Is Sexy Edition

Cozy? Yes. Passive? Hell no. This pullover is a wearable line in the sand—for anyone who believes marriage isn’t supposed to fade, fizzle, or flatline. It's for the ones putting in the effort and this sweater makes it loud and clear: commitment still matters.

The logo doesn’t whisper. The tagline doesn’t apologize. Because effort is sexy—and if that triggers someone in a dead-end relationship, maybe it should. Let the message do the talking.

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Adjustable drawstring hood for style
- Knitted in one piece for an attractive finish
- Medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth
- Ethically made with US-grown cotton

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed