Marriage Material - "Quit Tapping Your App and Go Tap That Ass" - Funny Quote Mug

This mug isn’t here for your vanilla “world’s best husband” energy. It’s for the man who’s ditched dopamine hits for his wife's baby-making hips. Whether you’re pounding back 11 ounces of "Man Up!" or 15 ounces of middle finger to the doom scroll addicted soy boys, this mug’s a brutal reminder that the only thing Tinder ever gave a man was regret and carpal tunnel. You want intimacy? Put the phone down and go be a man. This mug’s not for boys chasing pixels—it’s for legends making memories. Sip accordingly.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic with a slick finish for an elegant look.
- Vibrant colors that bring your designs to life.
- Microwave-safe for easy reheating of beverages.
- Dishwasher-safe for hassle-free cleaning.
- Available in two popular sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap