Marriage Material - Pornography (Definition) - Funny Coffee Mug

For the man who doesn’t sugarcoat his coffee or the all-too-real cultural decay. This mug isn’t just a container... it’s a confrontation. While other guys start their morning with a denial flavored oat milk latte, you’re sipping straight truth. 11oz if you’re the civil type, 15oz if you’re a savage. Either way, it reads like a dictionary but hits like a steel-toe boot to the shame of lesser men. Because you’re done being the guy who “just scrolls a little.” You’ve upgraded from regularly deleting your browser history to Marriage Material. And now you show it proud—black, bitter, and brutally honest.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look
- Bright, vibrant colors that enhance any design
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Available in two sizes for all your drinking needs

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap