Marriage Material - Knit Beanie (Embroidery) - No Slogan

This isn’t just a beanie, it’s a quiet threat to every man who’s let his marriage go soft. No tagline. No slogan. Just the logo, because if you know, you know. And if you don’t? You’re probably the guy she wishes would step up.

It’s warm, sure—but it’s also a flex. You don’t wear this unless you’re built different. Unless you still pursue your wife. Still take responsibility. Still show up like a man. If you’re wearing this, she’s not wondering if she married the right man—she knows she did.

.: 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
.: Breathable cotton blend
.: Form-fitting shape
.: One size fits most