Marriage Material Flat Bill Snapback Cap - Effort is Sexy Edition

This hat does more than block the sun—it blocks the bullshit. It’s for the guy who knows that a real man doesn’t just bring home the bacon—he makes sure his wife’s still moaning his name ten years in. The lazy husbands, the phone scrollers, the “what happened to the spark?” guys… they’ll hate this hat. But your wife won’t. Why? Because you know the secret: Effort is sexy and you my friend... are Marriage Material.

Product features
- Six-panel construction for durability and style
- Adjustable plastic snap closure for a perfect fit
- High-quality fiber composition ensures comfort

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.