Marriage Material - Fingering your Phone - Funny Coffee Mug

This isn’t a mug... it’s an intervention. This one is for every man who forgot that those e-thots on instagram are never going to touch you in your no-no place. 11oz is a gentle nudge, but 15oz if you need a real reminder to detox from screen-stroking and get back to what matters.. Every time you lift this mug, ask yourself: When’s the last time I made her toes curl? You’re not a teenager hiding in the bathroom with Wi-Fi and a box of tissues. You’re a grown-ass man. Act like it.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic for a sleek finish
- Vibrant colors to match any design
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Durable white ceramic ensures prints stand out

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap